If you're a writer of any stripe, you've probably written a writer bio before. Be it in the ten minutes leading up to a publication's submission deadline, or one day while daydreaming about your future J.K. Rowling-sized riches, it's not a part of writing that is easy to avoid. Nevertheless, you've probably found that it's impossible to produce one that is totally, entirely satisfying, one that gives the editors, and, hopefully, the readers, a sense of just how all-encompassingly awesome you are. Given how short they are, the temptation can be to just keep on writing and writing them until you come upon that rarest and most sought-after of creatures: the least-worst bio. That one you submit to a magazine, or a journal, or a reading series' curators. This blog is for the other ones.
Submit your absurd/rude/childish bios—the embarrassingly honest and the hilariously untrue. alex.manley@gmail.com
Do it. For science.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Jessica Rose Marcotte is an often high-pitched noise designed to alert large groups of people to potential danger or the need for urgent action in some form or another. These devices are often used on the tops of emergency service vehicles such as police cars or ambulances, or can also be stationary, such as in the case of those used to alert office buildings or schools to fires. Related topics: The Doppler effect.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Monday, January 31, 2011
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)